Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she cut her finger and gravy poured out.

Yo mama'’s so nasty, I came over and asked what's for dinner and she opened her legs and said "TUNA SUPRISE!"

Yo momma's so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.